Abraham Visits the Maid

"Barren! How dare you call me barren! Who's to say it's not YOU who's at fault. Your dried up old twig couldn't get even the youngest sapling pregnant."

"Sarah, calm down. I'm just saying, it'd be nice to have an heir."

"Fine! You've been eyeing the maid Hagar. Don't deny it, I've seen you. Go spill your rotten seed inside her, see if I care."

So that night, after Sarah was fast asleep in her own room, Abraham called Hagar into him. "Hagar, come here and sit by the bed, there's something I'd like to discuss."

"Oh Mr. Abraham, should I really be alone with you at night? You know how jealous Miss Sarah can be!"

"Shhhhh… Don't worry. Come closer"

As he said these words, he pulled her close to him, and kissed her passionately. "Oh Mr. Abraham, I've wanted you for so long" she moaned, as he deftly removed her panties. He loved looking at her in that maid outfit she always wore; oh how many nights he stayed awake dreaming of putting his hand under her little skirt. And now finally, he was feeling her moist warmth.

Hagar reached down under his tunic and felt the hardness. "What is that, a stone idol under there?" She asked, as she slid down and fellated Abram's obelisk. He enjoyed her expert tongue, but soon he couldn't bear it. He lifted her up and placed her on top of him.

As he entered Hagar's supple moistness, Abraham flashed back to  how Sarah's dry gullet reminded him of the hot desert sand, and he shuddered. Hagar grabbed onto his collar and rode him like a camel, bouncing up and down, drilling him deeper into her with each movement.

Abraham then grabbed hold of her and flipped her over. Finally in control, he pounded her vigorously.

"Oh Mr. Abraham, you are so strong."

"You know it, baby. I'm not too old yet. You want it? You ready for my to plant my seed?"

"Oh yes! Yes! I am your fertile ground! Fill me up with your seedlings!"

As she said those words, Abraham spewed for the with the river that was to form a nation. "I got it! I got it!" she yelled, as they both fell exhausted onto the bed

Genesis 16:1-5

[1] Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.
[2] And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the LORD hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.
[3] And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.
[4] And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.
[5] And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the LORD judge between me and thee.