David's Virgin Bedwarmer

King David was very old, he always felt chilled to his bones. So his servants thought, let's find a beautiful young virgin to attend to him,  to lie down beside him to keep his body warm. He's so old, what could be the harm?

They searched far and wide and at last found a beautiful girl named  Abishag. She agreed that she would keep David warm and cozy.

Each morning Abishag would bring him his herbal medicine and talk to him while he drank it. She would then begin to massage salves onto his body, making sure that she would manipulate all the special places of pleasure. Starting with his neck, she would massage down to his shoulders until he was relaxed. Then she would rub his back and buttocks, slideher lubed fingers along his his crack and slowly finger his balls. She would rub down his legs and feet and then have him turn over.

She would start once again from his chest, down his stomach, and then would excite him by moving ever so leisurely along his royal organ until she could detect a little twitch. Then she would lay her long hair over his flaccid kinghood and tickle it back, sending shivers of delight through his body.

Sometimes in the mornings, she would ask for hummus with his pita bread. He loved hummus and she would paint her nipples with it and she would lay close to his body as he licked the gooey goodness from her voluptuous young breasts, smacking his lips in bliss.

David was happy with Abishag. Though he was very old and  knew well he did not have long to live, he was content. At last he was warm.


1 Kings 1:1-4

[1] Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat.
[2] Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.
[3] So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the coasts of Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the king.
[4] And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not.





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